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Boosted by bribternative@bribstodon.xyz ("AlternaBRIBly"):
datarama@hachyderm.io wrote:
I think the times are ripe for a new religion; historically, those seem to pop up in tough times. In my prophetic vision in the shower this morning, it has been revealed to me that wealth is the only good and Mammon the only god.
Therefore, every year, we must sacrifice the richest person in the world to the Lord of Greed. It is a great honour to have become worthy of being sent to the eternal splendor of the afterlife; the heavenly palaces encrusted with gold, jewels, DDR5 RAM and divinely algae-free reflecting pools.
Of course, cowards who rush to distribute their wealth for the wider social good so as to not be the richest person in the world anymore would not be fit to serve Mammon.