Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof: :Nonbinary:"):
MicroSFF@mastodon.art ("Micro SF/F by O. Westin") wrote:
A demon appeared in the summoning circle. It was wearing pyjamas.
"I summoned thee to give me knowled-"
"Really?" the demon said. "You have the internet these days, the world's knowledge a click away. Nobody's summoned me in years."
"You have all knowledge. Why did I summon thee?"
"... oh shit."