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@reduct_rs ("ReductRs") wrote:

Is Your Cat Sitting On You Because It Likes You, Or Because It Is Trying To Sit On Your Warm ThinkPad?

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@JoyAnnReid ("Joy-Ann (Pro-Democracy) Reid 😷") wrote:

We need to have a conversation about American judges…

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@AdamSerwer ("Adam Serwer 🍝") wrote:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/11/23/charlottesville-verdict-live-updates/

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

Probably nothing

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@SpiroAgnewGhost ("Spiro Agnew’s Ghost") wrote:

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Jan. 6 Organizers Used Anonymous ‘Burner Phones’ to Communicate with White House and Trump Family, Sources Say

A key planner of the Jan. 6 rally near the White House insisted the burner phones be purchased with cash, a source says https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/jan-6-rally-organizers-trump-white-house-1262122/

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@CrockettForReal ("Crockett🍀") wrote:

Q-tips specifically say NOT to put them in your ears yet that’s the only reason we buy them. We are not a species built for survival

@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:

Why do people who are on some bullshit always call it a "manifesto"? https://cnb.cx/3rja8IH

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@SquidPunkTV ("SquidPunk") replied to a tweet by @SquidPunkTV:

Not to mention her house is a historical castle. It's pretty public knowledge.

@33mhz ("Yassified and Ancient") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:

And by "wistful, romantic tone" in the 1st season, I mean that Capt. Gregg would spend the entire thing being the biggest tantrum baby imaginable and then in the last 15 seconds he'd turn and deliver some expression of romantic longing in a bedroom voice

@kumailn ("Kumail Nanjiani") wrote:

My favorite scene genre in movies/TV is people really loving something they’re eating.

@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") retweeted:

@ASovietOnion ("The Soviet Onion™ (they/them)") wrote:

thinking of Him as black friday draws near🥴

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@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") wrote:

Bail is either “doesn’t matter because I have no assets for the bail bond” or “not enough to matter.” I don’t believe there’s a middle ground. Suggesting higher bail makes zero sense to me.

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@JoshuaBHoe ("Joshua B. Hoe") wrote:

This is true...

Also, the prosecutors are tripping over themselves to suggest this was a failure of their own failure to request a high enough bail amount https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1463190206463553544

@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

ME: I'm gonna make a pie
FRIEND: I mean, no pressure, we don't need you to--
ME: even if it kills me
FRIEND: I already ordered one, so
ME: DON'T WORRY WE WILL HAVE A PIE I WON'T LET YOU DOWN

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:

Coming back to Colorado from California is a bit of a trip in that my former congressional representative when I was a Boulderite is now governor and refusing to do any kind of mask mandate.

Knowing him I’m not surprised but the hospitals are filling up…
https://www.westword.com/news/colorado-covid-polis-statewide-mask-order-questions-12858378

@33mhz ("Yassified and Ancient") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:

The first season of the sitcom tried to retain some of the wistful, romantic tone of the movie but season 2 is much more of a normal sitcom. In this one Dom DeLuise plays a cowardly ghost crewman who wants to learn to scare people from Captain Gregg

@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") wrote:

laying out the pastry blender like

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@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@boredzo ("Peter Hosey") replied to a tweet by @chrisarvinsf:

@chrisarvinsf

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

The Build Back Better Act will be a once-in-a-generation investment in our future. With its passage in the House, we’re one step closer to it becoming law and keeping our promise to deliver to the American people.

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:

Concern troll purity tests about individual behavior like this are exactly what the fossil fuel companies want.

No one at OAN actually gives a flying fuck about climate change.

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@atrupar ("Aaron Rupar") wrote:

OAN host attacks Kamala Harris for thinking climate change is bad and yet still traveling in a motorcade 🙃

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@ashleymcnamara ("Ashley Willis") wrote:

If you work in DevRel how has the pandemic changed the job and what impact do you think it will have on the future of developer relations?

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@bbybeanburrito ("👿KIRK👿") wrote:

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

john dryden you old bastard I know it was you

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@oldenoughtosay ("madeline odent") wrote:

god grant me the confidence and audacity of a 17th century man annotating a first edition of Paradise Lost with “this poem would be better if it ended with my lines instead”

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@kf wrote:

cursed

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@shanselman ("Scott Hanselman") wrote:

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

not me crying in the club about doctor who

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@Pandamoanimum ("Amanda") wrote:

As it's #DoctorWhoDay today here, once again, is Tom Baker's quote when asked his one biggest Doctor Who memory.

@zkat__ ("tired gay") retweeted:

@shiripasternak ("Shiri Pasternak") wrote:

There are 3 militarized struggles over pipelines unfolding in CAN/US: #CGL, #TMX, #Line3 - all led by Indigenous women. This work is critical to upholding Indigenous law, but also literally saving the planet. Massive legal fees are mounting with arrests. Pls support. Links below.

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@KanahusFreedom ("Kanahus Manuel") wrote:

#TinyHouseWarriors stopping #TransMountain pipeline by any means necessary #nomancamps #shutdownTMX #bcfloods

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@Pandamoanimum ("Amanda") wrote:

As it's #DoctorWhoDay today here, once again, is Tom Baker's quote when asked his one biggest Doctor Who memory.

@zkat__ ("tired gay") wrote:

Only FemShep is acceptable sorry

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@CultureCrave ("Culture Crave 🍿") wrote:

Amazon is nearing a deal to develop a 'Mass Effect' series

Henry Cavill previously teased he was connected to the project

(via @Deadline)

@zkat__ ("tired gay") retweeted:

@CraftedbyAnnie ("CraftedbyAnnie🦭 | Deskmat extras live!💕") wrote:

Literally the tastiest looking keyboard I've ever owned. I love it! 🍓😍

GMK Daifuku collaboration board by Osum Keyboards and Daifuku keyset designer @/anikeiii

#keyboards #keycaps #artisankeycaps

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@richardmarx ("Richard Marx") wrote:

This is so disgusting and cops like this are a disgrace.

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@DrsDefundPolice ("Doctors For Defunding Police") wrote:

Montreal police repeatedly pepper sprayed and assaulted this man for “resisting arrest” after being called to help in a mental health crisis.

How do you reform this?

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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@_TierraJae_ ("Detroit’s Olivia Pope💋") wrote:

The IRS will be issuing #6419 letters in January that will list all of your CTC (Child Tax Credit) payments.

It will also detail any missing payments. You can retrieve those with your tax refund.

DO NOT FILE YOUR TAXES UNTIL YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER!

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@JohnFugelsang ("John Fugelsang") wrote:

The Pipeline was never going to provide oil to Americans.

Keystone is like if Canada had cable & wanted to give free cable to China by running it through America's apartment.

Kevin knows this & relies on #MAGA ignorance.

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@GOPLeader ("Kevin McCarthy") wrote:

President Biden killed the Keystone pipeline and greenlit Putin’s Nord Stream II. Then he begged OPEC to produce more oil.

Dear Mr. President: Let us produce our own energy and create jobs right here at home. Stop putting America last.